My thoughts during the day: “I like cake. Diamonds. I’m tired.”

My thoughts when I get into bed: “What is the meaning of life? Maybe I should set up a charity. I wonder who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? I think I will learn the full value of pi”

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

Need it. Want it.

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guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science

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patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

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